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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 10:25

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

South Africa’s emotional WTC triumph: Proteas win first major cricket trophy in 27 years - AP News

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Then came..

Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

No go.

Secret Characters in Elden Ring Nightreign: How to Unlock the Revenant and Duchess - CNET

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

How good is the Optimum Nutrition whey protein?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How AI chatbots keep you chatting - TechCrunch

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

What are some alternatives to whey protein for post-workout nutrition?

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

Cal Raleigh hits 30th HR, but Mariners fall to Cubs amid high winds, heat - The Seattle Times

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

New COVID-19 variant detected in Washington state. Here’s what to know - The Seattle Times

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How can I navigate a romantic relationship as a trans person, and what are some common challenges that I might face?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Study tightens King plot-based constraints on hypothetical fifth force - Phys.org

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Taking five minutes a day to do this can improve happiness, study finds - San Francisco Chronicle

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

No way

An Extreme Drop in Oxygen Will Eventually Suffocate Most Life on Earth - ScienceAlert