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Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
South Africa’s emotional WTC triumph: Proteas win first major cricket trophy in 27 years - AP News
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Then came..
Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
No go.
Secret Characters in Elden Ring Nightreign: How to Unlock the Revenant and Duchess - CNET
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Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
How good is the Optimum Nutrition whey protein?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How AI chatbots keep you chatting - TechCrunch
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
What are some alternatives to whey protein for post-workout nutrition?
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Cal Raleigh hits 30th HR, but Mariners fall to Cubs amid high winds, heat - The Seattle Times
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
New COVID-19 variant detected in Washington state. Here’s what to know - The Seattle Times
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Study tightens King plot-based constraints on hypothetical fifth force - Phys.org
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Taking five minutes a day to do this can improve happiness, study finds - San Francisco Chronicle
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
No way
An Extreme Drop in Oxygen Will Eventually Suffocate Most Life on Earth - ScienceAlert